Jones. Incorporated.

... but not really

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Even MS wants G5's

Song of the post: "I really like your def jux baby" by RJD2

Hahahahahahaha sick.

- Enjoy yourself.

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The nuclear issue in Iran.

Song of the post: Devil in a midnight mass by Billy Talent

The US may be invading iran because of their "nuclear power/(weapons?)" programme.
The US has decided they get to make the call. They don't want any other countries with nukes. Yet; they have over 100 nuclear warheads themselves. Who declared them the king of the world?
Here's a quote from this article

"There have even been talks of tactical nuclear strike on suspected Iranian nuclear facilities "

Looks like bush plans on using his Nukes to get rid of their "nukes"

such a silly boy.

- Enjoy yourself.

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Monday, May 29, 2006

Examinations

Song of the post: "Crazy" by Gnarles Barkely

So it's totally examination time. And i totally don't want to be studying; i want to be working on this ownage css... and HTML. I don't really know what to do next... i've kinda done it all. Maybe i should just focus on getting more people to come to the site?... i think that could be done. :O i could totally make on of these -->

... could be a good idea? yes? no? comments? pls? i don't think i've gottena single one on this blog.

yeah; time to work on getting more people on this bad boy.

- Enjoy yourself.

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Sunday, May 28, 2006

PHOTOBLOG

Song of the post: "When she" by Dallas green

Well then, he got a photoblog.
visit, watch, look, learn? hahahahaha

- Enjoy yourself.

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Friday, May 26, 2006

Fun fact

Song of the post: Changes by Tupac

Fun fact; a gamma ray emits more energy in 10 seconds than the sun will in it's entire 10 billion year lifespan.

- Enjoy yourself.

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Chicken and the egg

Song of the post: "Comin' Home" by Dallas Green

Well then; long time no post (two days; is a long time in my blogging world).
Since then; there have been a few JARBS, and i've even started a PhotoBlog; www.jonesphoto.com. There shall also be a few pictures from Paige.
They've also solved the "chicken and the egg" problem. It was the egg; the full story
The macbook can be a lightsaber too. :)

In other news; exams suck.

- Enjoy yourself.

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Monday, May 22, 2006

Whoah

Song of the post: Three hours back by Silverstien

Whoah. 6 posts; one day. I'm impressed with myself.

Feel free to subscribe to the Jonesage using this atom feed.

Or you can just bookmark (control+d) this bad-boy.

For there shall be more posts!

- Enjoy yourself.

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Photography

Song of the post: Stand and feel your worth by Thrice

I've seen a few good Photoblogs Recently; and decided i might just start one of my own. As soon as i manage to find a decent photo host... hold on a second... Flikr much? K. I'm set; now i need a camera; and some working usb ports. That's right; his USB ports stopped working today. What n00bs. I refuse to buy another windows computer in my life :) I'm looking forward to my mac; where "everything just works" (or at least i hope it does)

My dad got a new camera for his birthday; but i use it more than he does, already; so i have one of those.

Hopefully i can get better at this photography thing.

- Enjoy yourself.

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Bloggage

Song of the post: My heart in your hands by From First To Last

Well then; just about to go to bed; and i wanted to post something... it makes me do one of these guys ---> :) whenever i post. Just because i'm ranting and letting the world know. The world / the two-three people who read this blog. But w.e. As i go through my blogging carreer, hopefully others shall link to the Jonesage, and more people will come and see the Jonesage. Again; i'm open for ideas on how to get traffic into this site.

I guess i was just going to talk about blogging in general. I'd like to thank mr.g for getting me into it; because it's definatly going to be something i'll continue on with for the rest of my life. I'd better get the domain name "Jones-inc.com" taken before anyone else does... I'm pretty sure it's free so far. It's just going to be nice to be able to blog whenever i feel like it. I'm hoping to achieve something like... oh, let's just say... maybe a few thousand JARBS by the time i die. And I have to say it's rather plausable... considering i've reached about 80 in one year. *shrugs*

Whatever happens; i'm looking forward to it.

- Enjoy yourself.

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Another idea.

What's this? More ideas? Three posts in 10 minutes? I think so. You see those two pictures up there? ( at the h1 ) The latter of the two shall link to different things all the time. The Polka-dot guy shall be a constant link to Jones' Jarbs. But the other one, oh, he's a gonna be changing. Not only the guy, but the place he links to. Heads up; it'll be, just, in general, good stuff. Click away.

[ Don't forget the links on the sidebar ]

Song of the post: Sometimes by Dallas Green (that's right, two posts through just one song)
- Enjoy yourself.

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Sweet idea = "Song of the post"

Mmmk. So. here's the deal; i just had an idea :O! The idea; you ask, is that after every post i have a "song of the post" just because i like my musix alot. Sweet deal.

Song of the post: Sometimes (i wish) by Dallas Green
- Enjoy yourself.

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Random things

Well then, it's official; a Macbook is to be had. (i'm totally getting one). :) hahaha ramsey "my windows is lagging" ... "YOUR MAC MINI IS MELTING" such a silly goose.
Another webcomic is being read, i'm currently on 558 of 638 or something... took me a very long time to read those all. Anyway; it's called "Questionable content" so check it out. I've recently discovered Podcasting And now have a weekly input of AskANinja and multiple other funny things; such as Pure_Pwnage. They're definatly worth checking out. You can subscribe to them using itunes; just go into the Music Store and go to podcasts and such... you can figure the rest out :).

Btw; most of the next posts will simply be a distraction from studying for EXAMINATIONS. Sorry for the poor quality of writing. Then again; that's not really what this blog is about, so nevermind.

New music in my eardrums; "Dispatch" Yet another accustic artist; with my very favorite song of the moment "The general". Awesome.

- Enjoy yourself.

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Saturday, May 20, 2006

Whaaaahooooooooooooooooooo

Well then, it appears I may be in the market for a Mac!!! I'm very exited. This is intense. And i'm bored, so I decided to blog about it. I wonder if anyone at all really reads this blog... *ponders* it'd be a shame if no one knew i was going to get a mac :( hahahaha *sigh* these days are getting longer. I think i should be studying... if only i had a valid reason not to. goddamn exams. I wonder if i have a copy of windows lying around waiting to be installed on bootcamp... maybe i should go check. Then i won't loose my ability to game. Such a shame no one games on apples... (the computer, not the fruit) Oh! three cheers for my dad's old laptop needing an upgrade, i've got a copy of windows. bootcamp is soon to come... someday. Anyway, i'll end this rant now, before someone finds out i'm a geek.

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Thursday, May 18, 2006

JARBS!!!!

ehh-oh! About three JARBS since the last post here. Check them out. Btw; i've set up links in the link bar so you are now able to subscribe to the blog. Although only a few people read this blog... i'm working on some kind of way to get more readers. It's gonna be a shame to loose the class audience. Who's gonna keep reading? I need to catch other people's attention... make them want to come back. How does one do that? i've come down with a major case of this. Tricky situation. Maybe i can make people laugh? i'm just not sure anymore. hahahahaha. any ideas? pls comment.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Dance

and when you dance; dance.

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Monday, May 15, 2006

Bloglines

For all of you fellow bloggers, i.e. the one person who reads this blog. Hold on... i think i'm just writing to myself as of now. Anyway, "Bloglines" offers a really good service that lets you browse all of your favorite blogs by subscribing to them with an atom, or .rss feed. You can then log into bloglines and check all of them at once. Very useful for all of those 50 or so blogs you have bookmarked. You can also get a yotube "daily most watched" videos feed, which is somewhat amusing at times.

On another different-ish note, this photoblog features some really nice shots, one a day. Awesome.

- btw, askaninja.com still owns you in the face.

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Sunday, May 14, 2006

Ask a ninja.

hahaha possibly funnier that Dane Cook. The ninja Is asked questions, and answers them. Very funny, check it out.
This one's my favorite -> "Ninja Omnibus"

Subscribe to the ninja-ness

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Oh silly bush.

So what's this i hear? Bush is becoming a dictator? :O! hahaha... well it seems he's on his way. He's managed to create "merger" with the white house and "fox", the t.v station; successfully owning the media, our means of seeing him. Essentially he now has control of our new source, he can control what we hear about him; and maybe, just maybe, manage to create a false sense of faith among his people. He might just be able to trick americans into believe that he isn't a theiving fool! :O! watch out.

I'd also like to note that the internet is soon to be bidded on through our ISP's (internet service providers). They have to power to stop us from viewing different websites. We may not be able to see what we want to anymore. For example, if amazon.com were to pay "rogers" a certain amount of money, rogers may stop it's users from accessing "ebay", therefor causing them to have to resort to a different website for their online shopping; amazon.com. It's through this "forced selection" in which they're taking over our internet. Bush is also attempting to pass a bill that may end up stopping websites like "myspace.com" or even blogger! oh how i would miss this blog... It aims to get rid of our ability to easily express ourselves online. the whole "web 2.0" (the other half of the internet, personal webpages and such) Is being targeted. Find out more at savetheinternet.com

"Congress is pushing a law that would abandon the Internet's First Amendment -- a principle called Network Neutrality that prevents companies like AT&T, Verizon and Comcast from deciding which Web sites work best for you -- based on what site pays them the most. If the public doesn't speak up now, our elected officials will cave to a multi-million dollar lobbying campaign."

The ninja has something interesting to say aswell.

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Spring has sprung :)

I had my first glass of lemonade today; spring has officially sprung. Wonderland kicked ass by the way. Major chill seshage. This blog is going to own... i can feel it. No pressure to write well, i can just write... i hope this doesn't cause me to stop writing JARBS. I'll try not to let that happen. Have faith. I might even have some humour in here *shrugs* I'm thinking of integrating this with the media blog though... it's kindof pointless to have two different sites when i could just put all of that stuff on here... links and such. In fact, that's what i'm going to do. Please to realize though, that i've spent nights and nights on this; i have no idea how someone like ebaum can do that... all the HTML!!!!! ... Oh what a nerd i'm becoming. Alas, when computers take over the world, i'll be able to talk to them :) Sometime in the near future, i look forward to chill sesh's with robots. (h) ahh yeah son, ahhh yeah. In fact, here i am now, ranting to a robot... hahaha it even rhymes. Sick. i'm gonna like this. I hope you do to.

P.S - Don't expect updates to be made with the media that much... i'll notify you whenever that happens. And whenever i write a new JARB. which will be often.
Have fun