Jones. Incorporated.
... but not really
Thursday, August 31, 2006
The move is official. Just realized I havent' posted here In about forever.
Clicky Clicky
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Wednesday, August 02, 2006
Moving.Jones Incorporated will be moving very soon.
The new location will be given to you (three?) readers when it's done.
Then i'll be talking as if to the world, but really only to three people, at a new location.
Hurray!
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Sunday, July 23, 2006
i am postingfrom a widjet
widget*
:)
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Saturday, July 22, 2006
the Bootcamp Install; Prt. 2.After spending a half hour trying to get my firmware up to date, windows gave me the bsod. Excactly why i switched to a mac. Silly. A simple restart fixed the problem, then i got to the part with the product key... annnd.... i didn't really have one. So basically i'm waiting until ramsey gets home so he can help me out with this bad boy. I had a few scary moments with the windows cd stuck in my drive, then i realized that if you hold down the alt/option key when the computer restarts, you can go back to mac OSX. Noooo troubles. Thank you advanced bios. Or whatever a mac has in place of them...
I've quite the learning curve for the macintosh's.
I only now found a decent FTP client for it.
It's called Yummy FTP. I think. here we are
And there we are, the first link ever to be written out on this here macBook pro.
Celebrate?
why not.
- Enjoy yourself.
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I'm still wondering if i could do all i want with blogger, and not have to try any php. Maybe i can just have it as a sideproject... then move everything over there. Or maybe i could move everythin over there, and work on it as i write on it.
Man i haven't finished a Jarb in the longest time. I should get to writing. Apparently emotions are hightened at night. I think i'll go do that now.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Writing from the widget again.
About to install bootcamp on my new apple, so that i can play some games. Finally.
Will tell you how it goes.
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Friday, July 21, 2006
Jones is back from his vacation of farmwork.And the macBook pro has arrived. I'm posting this from a blogger widget on the dashboard. mmmmmhm. Anyways, jonesinc will be moving soon. For PHP is the new frontier....
man i'm a nerd. Maybe i should call this blog "Jones Inc. - Memoirs of a true geek"
It's a possibility. That's basically what it is...
Anyways.
The new blog would include... everything. Into one blog. There would be a picture beside each post title and date, which would basically be JonesPhoto, but don't expect a photo for every single post... It might just be something relevant to the post... that'd take some mad php though. So maybe later. I guess for now i'll just focus on figuring the basics out :P
So there you have it.
Jones is back.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Saturday, July 08, 2006
Gone
Goneback the 22nd.
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Friday, July 07, 2006
"The Road to PHP"
A new series on Jones Inc.blogspot.com"The road to PHP"
I shall be documenting my journey of learning, as I... well, learn.
PHP, that is. And learning how to create and maintain a MySQL database.
The road shall be long, hard, and rough. But I shall succeed!*
Wish me luck. Again.
*I shall be gone between the 9th and the 22nd. So there will be no success then. Only nothingness. And no updates
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a good start
one of the first things i hear about PHP?"The best things in using PHP are that it is extremely simple for a newcomer, but offers many advanced features for a professional programmer."
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm.
That's right.
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a good start
one of the first things i hear about PHP?mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm.
That's right.
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Learning/
and so, jones' mentally deprived mind set out to learn about and/or some PHP, along with mySQl databases. Or whatever those are...and so, he is off. Wish him luck.
He'll come back with a kickass site.
After (years?) a long time learning of the force.
*wishes self luck*
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Thursday, July 06, 2006
macBook pro
Song of the post: "Silver Bullet" by Hawthorn Heights*insert emo joke about Hawthorn Heights here*
So it's finally happening. I'll be getting the a macBook pro after working so hard to sell the idea to my parents.
Specs? you ask. Specs. you get.
- 2.0 ghz dual core processor coutesy of intel.
- 256mb vram, ati x1600 graphics gpu
- 1024mb (1gig) ram, 2x512.
- 15.4" tft display, non-glossy.
- iSight built in mic, iLife, Mac OS X.
Bootcamp to be installed.
Mmmmhm. I'm excited for it too.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Thursday, June 29, 2006
Still workin away
Song of the post: "Like The Angels" by Rise AgainstThis new template is looking better and better all the time. Still in the works though. I may consider just working away at it until i get it done tonight... but that doesn't sound too appealing. Then, i'm going to work on getting more people to read this blog.
Yay!
- Enjoy yourself.
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Sunday, June 25, 2006
forgot to give a title for this one. here it is.
Song of the post: "Seasons of Love" by Fernhill Chamber ChiorSorry for the lack of posts for the last little while.
I've been working away at a new template, and, of course, i've been partying. Mmmmmhhm.
Hahahaha i've also been getting chased by chelsea's hound dogs...
And sleeping :)
Sleeping is good.
Now, what to say?
Oh, i've been making a video too.
Ramsey knows.
But even ramsey doesn't read this blog.
Such a shame.
Anyways.
Back to work for me.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006
New template
Song of the post: "Bridge to Nowhere" by Sam RobertsNew template.
So it's like... coming k?
Two sidebars.
Good stuff.
Then i'm going to get more people to actually read this blog :)
- Enjoy yourself.
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006
500ghz FTW
Song of the post: "No song" by I haven't started iTunes yet.LOOK AT THIS
Right now.
500ghz FTW.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Sunday, June 18, 2006
Spore Petition
Song of the post: "Some death metal song" by some death-grunge band :)There's now a petition going around asking EA games for a public beta of the creature editor in the beautiful game called Spore.
The creature editor really is the jewel of the game, and you can make virtually anything.
I figure it would be free, and who doesn't want to design animals of their liking?
Some examples:
You really can do anything.
If you want a version of this creature editor sometime soon, Sign pls
- Enjoy yourself.
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Writing
Song of the post: ".44 Caliber Love Letter" by Alexis(onfire)So i figured the site needed a few more touches. I haven't worked on the template in ages (this old computer isn't even up to date with the lates .css, so it can't read any of the blogs well) Maybe a description, to start? Hold on, i've already got that.
mmkay, i really can't edit the template on this old computer due to the lacking of current .css. Or maybe it just doesn't have those fonts i use?
So what next?
Ohh... I have to get more people onto the site. The hitcounter is only at 148... not very impressive. I need traffic!
Links.
I'm changing links.
Off i am, to change links.
Farwell.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Saturday, June 17, 2006
Three Cheers For Gadgets! *hip hip...*
Song of the post: "The General" by DispatchMmkay.
So lets start off with the Colour-modded anythings.
Yes pls.
Then, we're off to the coil gun. Yay! star wars came to life!!:O! ftw.
Basically, in "lamen" terms, this gun uses the OWNAGE to make things go fast. (electromagnetic-ness makes metal things shoot out of a coil)
Here's a simple explanation.
And here's a video, of the next way to hurt things. :)
(i'm not really a violent kid, no worries)
Looks like fun.
And then, there were 10 wierd pc's.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Friday, June 16, 2006
Rich toys, anyone?
Song of the post: "Two Coins" by Dispatch (just another accoustic artist)So, now they've got personal subs. Sounds like a whole lot of FUN
I mean, seriously. How awesome would it be to have your own sub? A few million dollars, sure, but still.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Ranting on.
Song of the post: "Pens + Needles" by Hawthorne HeightsK so.
Exams are over, and i'm going to be back posting
Every... Not as much as before.
Well, we never know; it's summatime. Depends how busy I am.
However, not many people actually read this blog, I'll be doing my best to get more people to come and read the daily rantings of a ("young HTML enthusiast?", "kid?", "... *insert proper small rendition of Jones' Life+Times here*")
More JARBS to be had. I'm at 94 so far. Still waiting to break 100.
School's over.
Bummer.
No one really wanted it. But we'll say it was all for the best.
I guess it could be a good thing.
We'll stay in touch though.
Or i'll be looking forward to killing you soon
:)
Hope this whole little blogosphere we've got going doesn't die.
I can feel myself getting back into the blogging groove already.
It's a highly recomended stress-reliever. Just click on this bad boy and get started. Bookmark a link to the "creat a post" page and rant whenever you feel like it. Sounds exciting? that's because it is.
You can even be funny if you want to.
Or simply rant.
Ranting can be fun.
You can make yourself laugh?
Enrich the web for others?
With things you like?
Possibly?
Ask more questions?
Talk in poetry like form?
There we are.
Hopefully these "rants" aren't too long.
I'll stop now.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Thursday, June 08, 2006
New computer
Song of the post: "In the water; I am beautiful" by Dallas Green (as usual)So there I was; totally... making sure i had all of them bookmarks on this new computer. That isn't really new. Rather; it's about 4 years old, has a 1.4 ghz processor, and a graphics card that won't even let me run halo. (n) it's very dissapointing; but i shall survive. I'd just like to say that I will, however, soon be recieving a MacBook sometime... in august. After the new release of mac os x comes out.
Later; sports day shall be fun + exiting.
Maybe even funciting.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Blogging
Song of the post: "Times like these" by Jack JohnsonAnd so the blogging; once again, begins. After about 6 days of dormancy.
Since then;
I've reached 91 on the jarb count list.
I've started a "tech specs", a tech blog with rfayed (only one post so far; no fear, more to come.
I almost forgot how to write the HTML for a link... whoah.
I've crammed and crammed.
I've been very tired
I've jumped for joy; after it was all over.
I've applied for free web hosting. I may be in buisness.
More to come. Stay tuned.
- Enjoy yourself.
Don't forget! www.techiespecs.blogspot.com shall not be dormant. Minimum one post per day.
Farwell.
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Thursday, June 01, 2006
Exams
Song of the post: "Swing life away" by Rise againstSorry for the lack of activity here in the last little while.
Exams = death/busyness.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Even MS wants G5's
Song of the post: "I really like your def jux baby" by RJD2Hahahahahahaha sick.
- Enjoy yourself.
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The nuclear issue in Iran.
Song of the post: Devil in a midnight mass by Billy TalentThe US may be invading iran because of their "nuclear power/(weapons?)" programme.
The US has decided they get to make the call. They don't want any other countries with nukes. Yet; they have over 100 nuclear warheads themselves. Who declared them the king of the world?
Here's a quote from this article
"There have even been talks of tactical nuclear strike on suspected Iranian nuclear facilities "
Looks like bush plans on using his Nukes to get rid of their "nukes"
such a silly boy.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Monday, May 29, 2006
Examinations
Song of the post: "Crazy" by Gnarles BarkelySo it's totally examination time. And i totally don't want to be studying; i want to be working on this ownage css... and HTML. I don't really know what to do next... i've kinda done it all. Maybe i should just focus on getting more people to come to the site?... i think that could be done. :O i could totally make on of these -->
... could be a good idea? yes? no? comments? pls? i don't think i've gottena single one on this blog.yeah; time to work on getting more people on this bad boy.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Sunday, May 28, 2006
PHOTOBLOG
Song of the post: "When she" by Dallas greenWell then, he got a photoblog.
visit, watch, look, learn? hahahahaha
- Enjoy yourself.
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Friday, May 26, 2006
Fun fact
Song of the post: Changes by TupacFun fact; a gamma ray emits more energy in 10 seconds than the sun will in it's entire 10 billion year lifespan.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Chicken and the egg
Song of the post: "Comin' Home" by Dallas GreenWell then; long time no post (two days; is a long time in my blogging world).
Since then; there have been a few JARBS, and i've even started a PhotoBlog; www.jonesphoto.com. There shall also be a few pictures from Paige.
They've also solved the "chicken and the egg" problem. It was the egg; the full story
The macbook can be a lightsaber too. :)
In other news; exams suck.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Monday, May 22, 2006
Whoah
Song of the post: Three hours back by SilverstienWhoah. 6 posts; one day. I'm impressed with myself.
Feel free to subscribe to the Jonesage using this atom feed.
Or you can just bookmark (control+d) this bad-boy.
For there shall be more posts!
- Enjoy yourself.
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Photography
Song of the post: Stand and feel your worth by ThriceI've seen a few good Photoblogs Recently; and decided i might just start one of my own. As soon as i manage to find a decent photo host... hold on a second... Flikr much? K. I'm set; now i need a camera; and some working usb ports. That's right; his USB ports stopped working today. What n00bs. I refuse to buy another windows computer in my life :) I'm looking forward to my mac; where "everything just works" (or at least i hope it does)
My dad got a new camera for his birthday; but i use it more than he does, already; so i have one of those.
Hopefully i can get better at this photography thing.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Bloggage
Song of the post: My heart in your hands by From First To LastWell then; just about to go to bed; and i wanted to post something... it makes me do one of these guys ---> :) whenever i post. Just because i'm ranting and letting the world know. The world / the two-three people who read this blog. But w.e. As i go through my blogging carreer, hopefully others shall link to the Jonesage, and more people will come and see the Jonesage. Again; i'm open for ideas on how to get traffic into this site.
I guess i was just going to talk about blogging in general. I'd like to thank mr.g for getting me into it; because it's definatly going to be something i'll continue on with for the rest of my life. I'd better get the domain name "Jones-inc.com" taken before anyone else does... I'm pretty sure it's free so far. It's just going to be nice to be able to blog whenever i feel like it. I'm hoping to achieve something like... oh, let's just say... maybe a few thousand JARBS by the time i die. And I have to say it's rather plausable... considering i've reached about 80 in one year. *shrugs*
Whatever happens; i'm looking forward to it.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Another idea.
What's this? More ideas? Three posts in 10 minutes? I think so. You see those two pictures up there? ( at the h1 ) The latter of the two shall link to different things all the time. The Polka-dot guy shall be a constant link to Jones' Jarbs. But the other one, oh, he's a gonna be changing. Not only the guy, but the place he links to. Heads up; it'll be, just, in general, good stuff. Click away.[ Don't forget the links on the sidebar ]
Song of the post: Sometimes by Dallas Green (that's right, two posts through just one song)
- Enjoy yourself.
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Sweet idea = "Song of the post"
Mmmk. So. here's the deal; i just had an idea :O! The idea; you ask, is that after every post i have a "song of the post" just because i like my musix alot. Sweet deal.Song of the post: Sometimes (i wish) by Dallas Green
- Enjoy yourself.
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Random things
Well then, it's official; a Macbook is to be had. (i'm totally getting one). :) hahaha ramsey "my windows is lagging" ... "YOUR MAC MINI IS MELTING" such a silly goose.Another webcomic is being read, i'm currently on 558 of 638 or something... took me a very long time to read those all. Anyway; it's called "Questionable content" so check it out. I've recently discovered Podcasting And now have a weekly input of AskANinja and multiple other funny things; such as Pure_Pwnage. They're definatly worth checking out. You can subscribe to them using itunes; just go into the Music Store and go to podcasts and such... you can figure the rest out :).
Btw; most of the next posts will simply be a distraction from studying for EXAMINATIONS. Sorry for the poor quality of writing. Then again; that's not really what this blog is about, so nevermind.
New music in my eardrums; "Dispatch" Yet another accustic artist; with my very favorite song of the moment "The general". Awesome.
- Enjoy yourself.
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Saturday, May 20, 2006
Whaaaahooooooooooooooooooo
Well then, it appears I may be in the market for a Mac!!! I'm very exited. This is intense. And i'm bored, so I decided to blog about it. I wonder if anyone at all really reads this blog... *ponders* it'd be a shame if no one knew i was going to get a mac :( hahahaha *sigh* these days are getting longer. I think i should be studying... if only i had a valid reason not to. goddamn exams. I wonder if i have a copy of windows lying around waiting to be installed on bootcamp... maybe i should go check. Then i won't loose my ability to game. Such a shame no one games on apples... (the computer, not the fruit) Oh! three cheers for my dad's old laptop needing an upgrade, i've got a copy of windows. bootcamp is soon to come... someday. Anyway, i'll end this rant now, before someone finds out i'm a geek.
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Thursday, May 18, 2006
JARBS!!!!
ehh-oh! About three JARBS since the last post here. Check them out. Btw; i've set up links in the link bar so you are now able to subscribe to the blog. Although only a few people read this blog... i'm working on some kind of way to get more readers. It's gonna be a shame to loose the class audience. Who's gonna keep reading? I need to catch other people's attention... make them want to come back. How does one do that? i've come down with a major case of this. Tricky situation. Maybe i can make people laugh? i'm just not sure anymore. hahahahaha. any ideas? pls comment.
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Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Dance
and when you dance; dance.
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Monday, May 15, 2006
Bloglines
For all of you fellow bloggers, i.e. the one person who reads this blog. Hold on... i think i'm just writing to myself as of now. Anyway, "Bloglines" offers a really good service that lets you browse all of your favorite blogs by subscribing to them with an atom, or .rss feed. You can then log into bloglines and check all of them at once. Very useful for all of those 50 or so blogs you have bookmarked. You can also get a yotube "daily most watched" videos feed, which is somewhat amusing at times.On another different-ish note, this photoblog features some really nice shots, one a day. Awesome.
- btw, askaninja.com still owns you in the face.
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Sunday, May 14, 2006
Ask a ninja.
hahaha possibly funnier that Dane Cook. The ninja Is asked questions, and answers them. Very funny, check it out.This one's my favorite -> "Ninja Omnibus"
Subscribe to the ninja-ness
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Oh silly bush.
So what's this i hear? Bush is becoming a dictator? :O! hahaha... well it seems he's on his way. He's managed to create "merger" with the white house and "fox", the t.v station; successfully owning the media, our means of seeing him. Essentially he now has control of our new source, he can control what we hear about him; and maybe, just maybe, manage to create a false sense of faith among his people. He might just be able to trick americans into believe that he isn't a theiving fool! :O! watch out.I'd also like to note that the internet is soon to be bidded on through our ISP's (internet service providers). They have to power to stop us from viewing different websites. We may not be able to see what we want to anymore. For example, if amazon.com were to pay "rogers" a certain amount of money, rogers may stop it's users from accessing "ebay", therefor causing them to have to resort to a different website for their online shopping; amazon.com. It's through this "forced selection" in which they're taking over our internet. Bush is also attempting to pass a bill that may end up stopping websites like "myspace.com" or even blogger! oh how i would miss this blog... It aims to get rid of our ability to easily express ourselves online. the whole "web 2.0" (the other half of the internet, personal webpages and such) Is being targeted. Find out more at savetheinternet.com
"Congress is pushing a law that would abandon the Internet's First Amendment -- a principle called Network Neutrality that prevents companies like AT&T, Verizon and Comcast from deciding which Web sites work best for you -- based on what site pays them the most. If the public doesn't speak up now, our elected officials will cave to a multi-million dollar lobbying campaign."
The ninja has something interesting to say aswell.
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Spring has sprung :)
I had my first glass of lemonade today; spring has officially sprung. Wonderland kicked ass by the way. Major chill seshage. This blog is going to own... i can feel it. No pressure to write well, i can just write... i hope this doesn't cause me to stop writing JARBS. I'll try not to let that happen. Have faith. I might even have some humour in here *shrugs* I'm thinking of integrating this with the media blog though... it's kindof pointless to have two different sites when i could just put all of that stuff on here... links and such. In fact, that's what i'm going to do. Please to realize though, that i've spent nights and nights on this; i have no idea how someone like ebaum can do that... all the HTML!!!!! ... Oh what a nerd i'm becoming. Alas, when computers take over the world, i'll be able to talk to them :) Sometime in the near future, i look forward to chill sesh's with robots. (h) ahh yeah son, ahhh yeah. In fact, here i am now, ranting to a robot... hahaha it even rhymes. Sick. i'm gonna like this. I hope you do to.P.S - Don't expect updates to be made with the media that much... i'll notify you whenever that happens. And whenever i write a new JARB. which will be often.
Have fun
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Herrow
This shall be the blog of jones. He shall post incomplete thoughts here. enjoy
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Monday, May 01, 2006
Articles can be fetched! ah ha!
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